Have energy drinks ever made time stop for you?

I'm asking because I found this website that measures how many energy drinks you can ingest before it kills you a href="http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine." rel="nofollow"http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caff…/a My best friend has drank 14 monsters in a row and his heartbeat was goin nuts while moving fast and jittery. I believe it's the government tryin to hide the fact we would go into hyperacceleration stopping time giving us the unlimited possibilites to conquer anything we wanted to if we injest enough caffiene and energy.